Lol.
What gurentee do i have of it efffectiveness?
Any free gifts
Pair of snappy sunglasses or an umbrella perhaps?
do you have something against my sunglasses or even worse against my red eyes?
No!!!!
Just could do with a pair of sunglasses
plus if my eyes go red it might freak out the small children
you're right
you can't let them see your red eyes
but WAIT!
act as I do, wear always sunglasses
this way your children, especially "leon" will think that they have a cool mum
and if a teacher will ever say something to them, just take away sunglasses for some seconds and you'll gain your respect back
it always happens with me