Lol,You said cat twice!
I don't like beards, they freak me out
He's hiding two cats. Beards aren't scary, they just want you out of the way.
And beards aren't bad either, in fact, Barrys beard once doubled up as a homeless centre. LMAO
OMG
Since reading The Twits as a child i've hated beards,all the food that ends up stuck in then yack!
I never thought a Roahld Dahl book could change your life.